Penis Pasta

Spice up your next pasta night with Spencer and Fleetwood's delightfully cheeky Penis Pasta! This isn't your average pasta shape – it's a guaranteed conversation starter and a playful way to add a touch of adult humour to your kitchen. Forget boring dinners, embrace the fun and get ready to serve up a meal that's as memorable as it is delicious.

Features & Benefits:

Our Penis Pasta offers more than just a laugh. Made with 100% Durham wheat, this pasta is crafted for a superior taste and texture. It cooks beautifully, holding its shape and providing a satisfying bite every time.

• Premium Quality: Crafted from 100% Durham wheat for exceptional flavour and texture.
• Unique Shape: Guaranteed to add a playful and provocative twist to any meal.
• Excellent Sauce Adhesion: Ridged surface perfectly captures your favourite sauces.
• Versatile: Pairs well with a wide range of sauces, from classic tomato to creamy pesto.
• Perfect Gift: Makes a hilarious and unforgettable gift for birthdays, hen parties, or any occasion that calls for a good giggle.

Usage Suggestions:

Unleash your culinary creativity! Penis Pasta can be used in any recipe that calls for traditional pasta shapes. For a truly unforgettable experience, try our signature recipe: "Big Balls with Penis Pasta in a Steamy Sauce" (recipe details available on our website or in our included recipe card). Alternatively, toss it with a simple tomato sauce, pesto, or a creamy Alfredo. Don't be afraid to experiment and find your own perfect pairing!

Care & Fit:

This 250g box of Penis Pasta provides approximately 2-3 servings, depending on appetite. To cook, simply bring a large pot of salted water to a rolling boil. Add the pasta and cook for 8-10 minutes, or until al dente. Drain and toss with your favourite sauce. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. The pasta is suitable for vegetarians.

Ready to inject some fun into your next meal? Order your box of Penis Pasta today and prepare for a dining experience that's as bold and playful as you are. Don't just eat dinner, make a statement. Embrace the unexpected. Live a little. You deserve it.